Friday, May 06, 2005

If I Could Be...cont.


If I could be a librarian, I would do a very diligent job of cataloging all of the "articles" in Playboy over the last 50 years.

If I could be a musician, I would back up Jimmy Buffet on every concert from now until I suffered death via acute alcohol toximia.

If I could be a linguist, I would do my best to interpret the nonsensical "arguments" that liberals make when trying to carry on a coherent debate about issues.

And lastly, If I could be an athlete I would be a NASCAR driver...horsepower, speed, tools, air guns, beer sponsors, wrecks, and winner circle that sport has it all.

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